February 2011
Elderly
Apparently I slept on my shoulder in some crazy fashion last night. Because I make brilliant decisions I walked the dog while carting my laundry to the laundromat. Rosie greeted another dog who apparently didn’t like her, so they got into it. Guess which arm I used to hold the leash?
Dear Lord,
Please send me drugs. Or health insurance. Or E.T’s healing finger.
Love,
Mel
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January 2011
Falling in love requires a lot of alcohol.
How Rosie O'Donnell Taught Women to Take Risks →
caitlintime:
Koosh to ya face!
This is really, really great. I was especially struck by: “I notice women especially shy away from stances that could make someone else uncomfortable.”
I’ll never feel I’ve truly made it until a drag queen impersonates me.
Future success.
Well
My day started out crabby and uninspired, but after that angry (and admittedly gross) rant, I’m full of ideas!
Muses pop up in the strangest places.
Crazy Roommate Number Godknowswhat
I was taking a bath last night and thinking about my missing red scarf. It was very long and wide and the perfect shade. The ultimate travel companion, it could be used as a shawl and a blanket. I spent many an hour wrapped in its warmth on the Fung Wah bus. I’ve never been able to replace its perfection. I’ve purchased other red scarves, I’ve knitted red scarves but it’s...
For a few hours today I had it all: a 2 million dollar Park Slope brownstone, a tall, handsome, wealthy husband, a window to scream from and a large man at whom to throw potted plants.
It’s been a good day.
I am still hungover from my whiskey soaked...
All in all, it was a stellar weekend full of debauchery. Friday night I hung out with more than one straight man, which hasn’t occurred since before the Florida excursion. Seriously, I only knew one in Ft. Myers. Who knew it was such a homosexual hot spot? Not that it wasn’t fun. It’s just nice to have even the hint of possibility that someone may actually want to sleep with...
My first published article! Help a gal out and at... →
Girl gets locked out of NYC apartment, ends up... →
healywu:
peterandwendy:
tanya77:
nickdouglas:
FUCKING RAGE.
Caroline, what is the name of the locksmith “company”? Give it to us.
And the name of the officer, if you got it.
Original poster, I am very sorry that happened to you. Fuck fuck fuck fuckfuffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is what I have to add towards scamming bullshit ‘locksmiths’ and clueless bullshit asshole cops. This makes me...
“I’ve got to divide my emotions into wrong and right.”
– Ani DiFranco
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/22/us/politics/22abo... →
This is what happens when the disillusioned vote for the greater of two evils.
WatchHave a story about a chicken and bunny co-parenting a litter of baby rabbits.
