“The ‘weakest president since Jimmy Carter’ has a message from Bin Laden’s corpse. Oh wait-corpses can’t talk.
Also, nice move claiming you balanced the budget during your term as Speaker of the House. Which president was that under again? You forgot to mention his name. What was that? Clinton?! Wasn’t that the guy you wanted to impeach because he had an affair with an intern, while you were having an affair with another intern at the same time? You remember. The one you left your cancer stricken wife for.
Oh, but wait. During that time weren’t you forced to resign due to 84 ethics violations filed against you?
Oh, this will be fun.
PS- Carter is awesome.”

“The ‘weakest president since Jimmy Carter’ has a message from Bin Laden’s corpse. Oh wait-corpses can’t talk.

Also, nice move claiming you balanced the budget during your term as Speaker of the House. Which president was that under again? You forgot to mention his name. What was that? Clinton?! Wasn’t that the guy you wanted to impeach because he had an affair with an intern, while you were having an affair with another intern at the same time? You remember. The one you left your cancer stricken wife for.

Oh, but wait. During that time weren’t you forced to resign due to 84 ethics violations filed against you?

Oh, this will be fun.

PS- Carter is awesome.”

(via twobitandrew)