Senator says life begins at ejaculation
Oklahoma legislators introduced a bill yesterday that says “the life of each human being begins at conception.” But state Sen. Constance Johnson, a Democrat, decided that the bill, SB 1433, didn’t go far enough to protect unborn children.
Johnson added an amendment to the bill, posted online by The Lost Ogle, that says life actually begins at ejaculation: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
I’m liking this trend of Democratic lawmakers introducing amendments for the pure purpose of satirizing ridiculous actual bills from Republican lawmakers. They are like Onion headlines in real life.
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Yes! Keep it up.
